The hazards of presidential comb-overs


I picked up a can of hairspray at Walker Drug today and read the warnings. In part, it said, “Intentional misuse by concentrating and inhaling contents (called huffing and done by people to get high) can be harmful or fatal.”

Donald Trump’s hideous comb-over has to require serious amounts of hairspray. That explains a lot. And that bile yellow hair dye can’t be all that harmless, either.

– Bill Foreman